Tough Questions for Christians #32: Foreskin

This one is just kinda fun.

You ever see the movie Beatlejuice? In the afterlife everyone still looks like whatever event caused them to die. There is one guy I remember who is actually hanging by his coat jacket and he has a big tire print going across him, and he's pretty much pancaked - wafer thin. They drag him on a clothes line through a little thin hole in the wall.

In that movie, everyone that died continued to look like whatever it was that killed them... for eternity, supposedly.

Most Christians don't think that's a very accurate representation of the afterlife or of eternity. Because most Christians say that when you die, you become perfected... at least when you're resurrected you become perfected.

Your body is made whole, even if you're born in this life with a hunchback or with a handicap of some sort, when you're resurrected you'll have a full and perfect and glorious body.

Now, if you believe the Bible is true, the only person who has ever been resurrected still had the holes in his hands and in his side afterward, 'cause Thomas was able to feel those. But we'll ignore that for just a moment, and we're going to assume that the Christians are right, that when you die and you're resurrected you get this full, wonderful, perfect, glorious body.

Do you get your foreskin back?

All the people who died in the Old Testament who God had required that they remove their foreskin in order to show how much they love him - do they have their penis sheath back again in their resurrected body, or is it still gone?

God obviously doesn't like them (foreskins), he talks quite a bit in the Bible about making sure those are removed. He does not want the foreskin there. If you have foreskin, you don't love God... or at least that's the way it used to be. He's kind of relaxed on that and lets you keep you penile hood if you decide to nowadays.

Tough question for you, well, kinda just a silly question for you this time: When you're resurrected, if you're a man and you're circumsized, are you going to have your foreskin?

TOUGH SILLY QUESTION FOR CHRISTIANS #32:
WHEN YOU'RE RESURRECTED, WILL YOU GET YOUR FORESKIN BACK?




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